Episode 04: Cristela Alonzo & Maz Jobrani

Description
In this episode, Maz Jobrani reveals how much he makes per episode on  Superior Donuts,  and Cristela Alonzo leads the audience in a sing along of one of her favorite songs. In What's the Difference, Cristela and Maz share their theories on the difference between  eternal  and  everlasting,  and  prison  and  jail. M az's claimed areas of expertise are: Iran, shaving one's head and bad accents. Cristela claims to know a lot about  The Golden Girls,  bad 1980s movies and 1980s Radio Hits. Who will triumph in this useless game of trivia? Find out!

Cristela Alonzo
Subject: Time

Question: What is the difference between eternal and everlasting ?

Cristela's Response: Eternal refers to time, everlasting refers to the quality

Maz's Response: Eternal indicates "'til the very end", everlasting might run out

Answer: Eternal is something that has always existed and will always exist, while everlasting has a starting point

Point totals at the end of this round: Cristela 0 | Maz 0

Maz Jabroni
Subject: Punishment

Question: What is the difference between prison and jail ?

Maz's Response: Jail is short term, prison is long term

Cristela's Response: Jail is a holding cell where you can get out after fines/service, prison is the "big house"

Answer: A jail has 2 main distinctions: run by a city/county and for incarceration before a trial or sentencing; a prison is run by state/federal and used for incarceration after a trial or sentencing

Point totals at the end of this round: Cristela 0 | Maz 1

Cluster Fact
Context: Successful sitcoms often spawn spin-offs, and Golden Girls was no exception. It was, however, a rare case where a spin-off spawned its own spin-off.

Expert: Entertainment writer Jim Colucci

Point totals at the end of this round: Cristela 8 | Maz 1

Cluster Fact
Context: According to the Irish news site The Daily Edge, these are the top 3 worst Irish accents to ever be in the movies. Name the actors who committed the offenses. All of the actors have been nominated for Oscars.

Expert: Voice actor and dialect coach Eliza Jane Schneider

Point totals at the end of this round: Cristela 9 | Maz 5

Fast Facts
Point totals at the end of this round: Cristela 11 | Maz 8

Promotions
Where to find Cristela Alonzo: To Be Continued, CristelaAlonzo.com

Where to find Jim Colucci: Golden Girls Forever

Where to find Maz Jobrani: Monday nights at 9:00, Superior Donuts

Where to find Eliza Jane Schneider: DialectMasterClass.com and The Woman of a Thousand Voices